maybe if i didnt have to wake up early for school id hate it less. idk maybe like 3 less
my grandmother just hissed, “my nemisis is here”
she’s playing online scrabble
this belongs in a musuem
I “lost” my tablet pen and I had a feeling Tesla stole it from my desk, so I investigated. He ran to the fridge and I followed him and remembered that he lost his egg (pictured) under there a little while ago. I pulled the fridge out to see if my tablet pen might be hiding there too.
Tesla STOLE everything we’ve lost in the past few months and put it under the refrigerator. My tablet pen along with 6 other pens/pencils, the bottom part to an iPhone charging case, a handful of buttons, part of my hair clippers, our lego man magnet, clothespins, a candle, along with various bottlecaps, paperclips, magnets, chopsticks, and drinking straws. He nearly got Erin’s whole weekday pill case under there.
He is a MONSTER … He must be stopped
Look at that face. He’s not sorry at all.
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
why did the chicken cross the road
apparently because the black one was following it
good bye summer started time to catch up on 5 months worth of sleep （ﾉ ´ д｀）ﾉ
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