I’m only on 19b omg fcbdajcb but it’s perfect
Ayyee how you doin baby mama
well that was fun, now let’s have some porn!!
That moment when you realize how loved you were
At first i just wanted to draw Loki’s stupid face being indignant but things escalated from there :p
One time I told my friend’s mom that I was “okay” with durian and she immediately started telling everyone that I loved durian and I had to eat all this durian stuff that tasted like farts.
everyone thinks professor sycamore is some french sex god but in reality he’s that guy who tries to lean back on walls but misses the wall and ends up falling
exams and term papers got you stressed out and run down? well just remember, no matter how poorly you do, and no matter how much better everyone else does, no one is getting a job when they graduate
US counties with In N Out Burger
Prof: “Work with the person sitting next you.”
"Mildred Reed is his first-great-grandmother on George Washington, and on Obama, Mildred Reed is his tenth-great-grandmother."
- BridgeAnne d’Avignon, 12-year-old genealogist
I know, six months late to the party, my mind is still blown. All US presidents except Martin van Buren are descended from John Lackland Plantagenet. Yes, that John Lackland Plantaganet. Yes, all US presidents as of 2013.
12-Year-Old Discovers All U.S. Presidents Are Direct Descendants of King John Of England (by CONTAGIONNEWSdotcom)
I put together some vulcan smooches for you, because I love you.
Vulcan husband-wife kiss:
Vulcan mother-child kiss:
Sexy vulcan makeout:
ooh yeah get some
what are are you doing
oh my god
yeah so I don’t know what this equates to in human terms
but I’m pretty sure if you did it in public on Vulcan it would get you arrested
I can’t, I can’t even